i may seem like an angry person on the surface but deep inside im actually angrier
horny like a brony
what the fuck is this doing in the crotchboobs tag
What the fuck are you doing on the crotchboobs tag?
livin life, bein myself
is that dirt on my computer screen or punctuation .
im just so glad the word “ugh” was invented
being cremated is my last hope of getting a hot, smoking body
THIS POST IS MY CROWNING ACHIEVEMENT
is it rude to ask for ur virginity back??
ah, yes. after a 13 hour flight to the states, i can finally watch the youtube video that wasn’t available in my own country
money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference
there is not a better feeling than someone playing with your hair
Or running their fingers down your back.
Unless you thought you were alone.
And now, the weather.
supernatural au where everything is the same except every time dean says ‘buddy’ to cas he says ‘baby’ instead
lets also not forget the first time he called him baby
WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS
LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND
WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THOSE
theme parks. just. theme parks.
but u have to pay for theme parks
that’s the adult part
son of a bitch
In english, we say “shut the fuck up” but in spanish they say “cierra la boca puta” which translates to shut your bitch mouth and i think thats beautiful